Slipknot and an English essay? I think yes.
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane)
alcoholdrugsandcalifornialove:
“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”
fdklf kld;fjkd; AWWWW
oh my fucking god
GREATEST FILM EVER: The Avengers (1978) trailer (xxx).
I died at Hawkeye.
oas;dfklja;efoj HAWKEYE
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
lala is yellow. she should have been played by the asian…
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
My dogs are sleeping on my bed and now I have no room dammit dogs why can’t you go sleep on my mom’s bed.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
A useful rape analogy.
(Source: churchofcheesus)
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
